December 2010
you’re saying in your head…
on your way to the middle of the dance floor…
people looking at you like…
& you’re still at it like…
finishing move…
who’s fucking with you & your moves ?
nobody .
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ??”
Who’s awesome?
C-c-c-combo breaker! HEHE
- Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
- Boy: Why baby?
- Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
- Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
- Girl: Sounds perfect.
- - Boy reads Dear John-
- - 15 minutes later-
- Girl: *snores*
- Boy: Babe?
- Girl: *snores*
- Boy: Hahah, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
My friends are all like…
And i’m all like…
don’t be too obvious -.-
<3
He stops talking to me
Talks to other girls
Feel like killing those bitches
I settle with the fact that he doesn’t like me
OMG HE JUST SAID HI TO ME
Hopes going up
And then he does it again
“HONEYY”
“What?”
“Where is my super suit?
“WHAT”
“WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”


































